THE RENT

I might have to report this to the authorities.

Today I subbed for a class that allowed me to chat with quite a few of the students. While talking with one particular student I learned something astonishing: his parents are charging him rent to live at home! He is still a minor, and though this part isn't clear, he mentioned receiving social security each month, around 750 dollars. And that, my friends, is what he is having to give up to his parents.